Poslušajte najgore glazbene stihove ikad

Ne želim vidjeti duha, tog se najviše bojim, radije ću komad kruha..., može se čuti u pjesmi Life čiji su stihovi proglašeni najgorim ikad. Pjevačica Des'ree otpjevala ih je još davne 1998. godine. Radiopostaja BBC 6 i 30 posto slušatelja izabralo je upravo njezine stihove kao najgore među poznatim pjesmama. Drugo mjesto zauzeo je bend Snap s "Rhythm Is A Dancer" koje bi u slobodnom prijevodu zvučale: - Ozbiljan sam kao rak (bolest) kad kažem ritam je plesni-mrak. Treće mjesto dodijeljeno je romantičnim stihovima benda Razorlight koja je napisana 2005. godine: - Upoznao sam jednu djevojku, pitala me za ime, ja sam joj ga rekao... Slušatelji su tri tjedna birali različite pjesme, među kojima su se našle i svjetski poznate grupe kao U2, Duran Duran, Black Sabbath te Oasis sa svojom pjesmom "Champagne Supernova": - Polako hodam niz hodnik, brže nego topovska kugla, gdje si bila kad smo bili truba... Radijski voditelj Marc Riley rekao je da su neki stihovi zaista loši, no neki izgledaju mnogo gore na papiru nego u izvedbi. - U pravim rukama i najgluplji stih može zvučati dobro kao, na primjer pjesma, Manfreda Manna "Do Wah Diddy Diddy". Međutim, kad bi netko drugi to izveo, mislim da bili jako smiješni - rekao je na kraju Riley, koji se vrlo dobro zabavio tijekom izbora. Top-lista deset najgorih: 1) Des'ree, "Life" (I don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, Watch the evening news) 2) Snap, "Rhythm Is A Dancer" (I'm as serious as cancer, When I say Rhythm is a Dancer) 3) Razorlight, "Somwhere Else" (And I met a girl, she asked me my name, I told her what it was) 4) 4 ABC, "That Was Then But Thus Is Now" (More Sacrifices than an Aztec priest, Standing here straining at that leash, All fall down, Can't complain, mustn't grumble, Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble) 5) U2, " Elevation" (I've got no self control, Been living like a mole now, Going down, excavation, High and high in the sky, You make me feel like I can fly, So high, Elevation) 6) Toto, "Africa" (The wild dogs cry out in the night, As they grow restless longing for some solitary company, I know that I must do what's right, Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti) 7) Oasis, "Champagne Supernova" (Slowly walking down the hall,Faster than a cannonball, Where were you when we were getting high?) 8) Duran Duran, "Is There Something I Should Know?" (And firey demons all dance when you walk through that door, Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war) 9) Human League, "The Lebanon" (Before he leaves the camp he stops, He scans the world outside, And where there used to be some shops, Is where the snipers sometimes hide) 10) Black Sabbath, "War Pigs" (Generals gathered in their masses,Just like witches at black masses)